I have not always worked as part of a road crew and looking like this. 

I was a clean cut office worker, My office had sent me to work at another of their sites in another part of the country. I had finished for the day and I was going to get back to the hotel and have a relaxing evening. I went to my car but it was blocked in, some filthy workmen had torn up the car park and there was no way I was getting my car out. 

I sort of lost it, and started to verbally abuse one of the workmen. The foreman of the company came over to try and sort the problem out, but as I say I had lost it for some reason. he took me to one side and took me to his portacabin and shut the door. it was a small room, with dirty work gear, the heating was on high, the small of the room hit me as soon as I worked in. He sat me down and tried to explain that he was sorry for the incontinence, but I would have non of it. as he came closer I notice that his Hi Viz was covered in Tar.  He grabbed my head and pulled me in towards him making me breath in his smell. 

I woke up a little later sitting in My foreman’s office dressed in my dirty Hi Viz, he was giving me my instructions for the rest of my day. 

I love My work, but then I am a workie after all, and working with this work gang i get around the country.