This can’t be me? can it?, just seen my reflection in the mirror at the chippy while ordering my fish and chips. something in the back of my mind is saying I work in an office. 

I do remember shouting at some workmen this morning for getting in my way.

The rest of the morning was just a blur…… 

My mate behind me is telling me to get him a sausage and chips and I have been working with him for a few years now. 

Yeah I like the way I look in that mirror, shows that I am doing a real mans job, not one of those fucking boring office jobs.